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God Wants Joe Biden to Be President Again. I’ve Seen the Commercial

From the comically somber voiceover to the tacky text that had to be generated by AI or someone whose only contact with the Bible is accidentally opening a drawer at an old-school motel, I was convinced this new ad had to be a joke (or a dirty trick from a MAGA prankster). But alas, it is real. A campaign commercial touting how God wants Joe Biden to be president for four more years.

WATCH: Biden affiliate group releases ad claiming God wants another 4 years of Joe Biden… pic.twitter.com/9Sw9HIePZd

— Raheem. (@RaheemKassam) April 3, 2024

For the record, God could not be reached for comment. In fact, you can almost hear the outro: “I am God and I do not approve this message.”

The ad is not from the official Biden-Harris campaign. (They’re too busy peddling another hoax right now, saying Donald Trump called all illegal immigrants “animals,” when he was specifically referring to the person who savagely murdered Laken Riley.

No, this ad is from a Democrat-aligned nonprofit called Faith Forward. According to its website, it was created in 2020 “to defeat the authoritarian threat to our democracy.” (Hmm. Where have we heard this “threat to democracy” bit before.) It ginned up religious voters in the swing states on behalf of Joe Biden that year. (You know, the guy who just turned the resurrection of Christ into a holiday for transgender people, and who just yesterday vowed again to enshrine the murder of babies via a return to Roe v. Wade). And, as we’ll see below, he’s the same guy who continues jailing Christians who pray and sing outside abortion facilities.

Sure, God can use anybody for His purposes, but it’s hard to believe His first draft choice would be someone who needs a tightly written script just to talk to a sports reporter. (Did you hear about that? Former ESPN personality Sage Steele revealed to Fox News Digital how every word of her 2021 interview with Biden was scripted, and that she was forbidden from deviating from it by even a single word. Previously, Steele said that before the interview, Biden rambled about what a great football player he had been and bragged about his “good hands.”)

Interestingly enough, yesterday marked five years since Biden said “I get it,” and vowed to keep his hands to himself after three women came forward to complain about his uncomfortable, inappropriate touching. 

Just another fun fact to remember when he’s out there boasting about protecting women. 

Four More Pro-Life Prayer Warriors Found Guilty

Four more pro-life demonstrators charged by the Biden administration under the FACE Act have been found guilty and face up to 11 years apiece in prison.

You need to know their names: Eva Edl, Eva Zastrow, James Zastrow, and Paul Place.

The heinous act these wretched menaces committed, this threat to law and order? Like the six others in their gang, they sat peacefully in the lobby of an abortion mill in Mt. Juliet, Tennessee, praying and sing hymns. Forget MS-13. This gang really has to be rounded up!

Seriously, the Biden administration is so beholden to Moloch, they are imprisoning people for singing hymns. On the other hand, how many people have been imprisoned for torching churches and pro-life pregnancy centers since the fall of Roe v. Wade? 

Prosecuting prayer warriors while turning a blind eye to domestic terrorists who target Christians. It’s nice to talk about the insult of an official White House proclamation celebrating Transgender Day of Visibility on Easter, but we must also talk about this official government persecution. 

Though if you do want to talk about a transgender who took a day to really show himself …

Trans Athlete Who Injured Three Opposing Players Suspended After Getting Caught Leering at Topless Girl in Locker Room

A few weeks back we told you about the Collegiate Charter School of Lowell (Massachusetts) girls’ basketball team forfeiting a game at halftime after a biological male from the opposing KIPP Academy injured three of their players. KIPP Academy defended having the brutish six-footer on their squad.

We have an update: That same self-identified transgender player has been suspended from the girls’ rowing team after he was caught ‘leering at a topless girl in changing room.”

It was no isolated incident. According to a March 20 report from Sen. Bill Cassidy, the bearded six-footer “causes so many issues for the female athletes” that many of the female rowers avoid using the locker room.

Even if everybody who is surprised by this story sent me a dollar, I still couldn’t afford a cup of coffee from Starbucks.

Along The Stream

Our Tom Gilson offers a heartbreaking look at the ministry where he spent 34 years. “Is Cru Abandoning Its First Love for Christ?”

Stream contributor Brandon Aldinger offers Part One of a four-part series called “Developing Your Own Bogus-Science Detector.”

On yesterday’s Al’s Afternoon Tea … “J.K. Rowling Stares Down Scottish Deep State While Trump Talks Up ‘Christian Visibility Day’.”

For those who missed yesterday, we are doing a test run with Al’s Afternoon Tea. Hopefully, it’ll provide yummy positive happenings and breaking stories. We’d like to know your reaction at contactus@stream.flywheelstaging.com. 

 

Al Perrotta is managing editor of The Stream, coauthor with John Zmirak of The Politically Incorrect Guide to Immigration and coauthor of the counterterrorism memoir Hostile Intent: Protecting Yourself Against Terrorism.